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abhishta
Posts: 995
Phone Model:
Moto Mpx220, Nokia 6800(backup)
Service Provider:
T-mobile |
 
Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:22 am |
http://hitman.us/main.html
LOL!!! 
I wonder if its true!!
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Samsung
Posts: 3141
Phone Model:
Motorola RAZR2 V8 |
Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:03 am |
LOL wow! thats hilarious!
Did you read the testimonials:
"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."
D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver
/\ My personal fav!
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Bjoern
Posts: 3615
Phone Model:
Nokia E61
Service Provider:
o2 Germany |
Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:07 am |
Well, in the USA everything could be possible 
But the most I likes the little line at the bottom of the main page (or "About us"):
"HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."
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vicky
Posts: 172
Phone Model:
Samsung X100
Service Provider:
Airtel |
Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:52 am |
FAQs:
Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law.
Q: Is a contract killing tax deductible?
A: We don't have the authority to offer tax advice.
Q: Why do they sterilize needles used for lethal injections?
A: No idea! Why?
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KittyChan
Posts: 233
Phone Model:
Moto Razr v3t
Service Provider:
T-Mobile |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:40 pm |
This can't be real, can it?
Q: You say that you typically fire two rounds into the head. Would you be willing to fire three rounds, instead?
A: There is hardly any practical reason for that. Plus, we have a reputation to upkeep. So: NO!
I know nothing about guns, but would one round do the job???
abhishta how did you find this??? LOL
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Bjoern
Posts: 3615
Phone Model:
Nokia E61
Service Provider:
o2 Germany |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:35 pm |
| KittyChan wrote: | | abhishta how did you find this??? LOL |
Good question 
One shot in the head be survived... two can do the job for sure 
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KittyChan
Posts: 233
Phone Model:
Moto Razr v3t
Service Provider:
T-Mobile |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:11 pm |
LOL
While getting a "hit" on someone why not order a custom made T-shirt!
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Samsung
Posts: 3141
Phone Model:
Motorola RAZR2 V8 |
Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:20 am |
| KittyChan wrote: | LOL
While getting a "hit" on someone why not order a custom made T-shirt! |
Mine is in the mail 
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Bjoern
Posts: 3615
Phone Model:
Nokia E61
Service Provider:
o2 Germany |
Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:15 am |
http://tinypic.com/2lqpgn
When I saw this picture, the website came in my mind
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KittyChan
Posts: 233
Phone Model:
Moto Razr v3t
Service Provider:
T-Mobile |
Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:02 pm |
| xXxSamsungxXx wrote: | | KittyChan wrote: | LOL
While getting a "hit" on someone why not order a custom made T-shirt! |
Mine is in the mail |
LOL
Hey Sam, where's mine:?:
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