The 2nd Word Game

Yoda's robe flows gingerly away from mayonnaise, as Luke gave him a lightsaber across his ape-like face, ouch!

Against the face was a hairy maggot covered in swamp goo that smelled like a puddle of mustard.

Meanwhile Darth Vader and Chewbacca ran into Luke and Yoda, who were dancing around a Disco Ball full of Wookies singing "Go DJ" by, Snooky and the Sand People gave luke a new light sabre.

Then Luke suddenly stopped, dropped and rolled because he was having a seizure, suddenly Snooky started a drum solo, which was abruptly interrupted by C3P0 chanting "I love Rock & Roll".

Then they lit the party bong packed with the stuff they got from Jaba the hut. Meawhile at the Fortress of Solitude, luke gave darth vader a purple nurple modified map for fluid space most likely to guide him to his sisters strip bar called xXx paradise which was filled with gay monkeys in cowboy boots, one of the monkeys took a lighter and started dancing on the big round disco floor screaming, "Free willy!". as he began break dancing, he started to cry mommy, mommy and as he ran towards the exit. Unfortunately the bong was filled with Wookie dung and luke fell over ontop of the monkey running for the exit, instantly suspending time and his lightsaber penetrated the monkey's (hehehe).pocket protector, splattering his geeky naked girl pen all over luke's crotch . Causing him pistol whip the monkey until he droped his balls. Then luke picked up the balls and started running towards his sister with a sinister smile on his face.

Lia seeing this adversity called Indiana Jones and asked him, to pull her finger, which lead to a methane attack that burned his whip and eyelashes to the extent that luke had to draw them back on with a turd. Meanwhile George Lucas, started planning a prequel named "Revenge of the Shit" in which abhista played a gay sheep, owner along side his bombshell wife that was mother of a retarded kid named, xXxsamsungxXx. (he he) who was friends with Frost, an ugly kid who was molested by his daddy chewbacca.

In another dimension, the retarded kid caught hold of elmo01 () and took him to his father who was Obiwan Kenobi. Almost instantly, Captain Picard came out of nowhere and started chanting "resistance is Futile" and sporting an eerie green glow, which was the direct result of Romulan Ale.

Then out of no where Frost started to appear on the milk cartens at the grocery store. but they were all expired and smelled like his daddy chewbacca's left armpit which was a breeding ground for xXxSamsungxXx'x deformed Kids that had one eye and three pupils that gave them super powers of mental instability that he could bestow on his enemies.

Frost trained to be a Jedi but lacked the respect from the other jedi's so he ran home crying to his mama and went to the Dark Side Where he met elmo01 the talking rock that smelled like socks. Then xXxSamsungxXx went to the docter for a STD called, the 1900 MHZ drip, which made his Jedi powers strong. Now head of the jedi council xXxSamsungxXx was beatin by Frost, a stronger jedi that though he had killed the mighty xXxSamsungxXx. Suddenly xXxSamsungxXx jumped to his feet and made Frost scream for mercy untill he realized he was on acid and that xXxsamsungxXx was really dead as a door knob.

The results of these actions caused a mass riot at a Star Wars convention, where the SWAT team had been called in to shoot nerds. But to the SWAT teams suprise the nerds were packing some serious heat, so SWAT called in their secret weapon, the WWE Superstars girlfriends to show them how to kill the nerds.

The Nerds however brought their own backup hard drive packed with covert battle tatics. As they uploaded the top secret file to their NERDILATOR the swat team gathered in a van down by the river, eating a steady diet of government cheese, planning an overnight slumber party to invite the spectacled geeks. This would be an operation to subvert any ideas that SWAT guys were not blood thirsty animals, but indeed had never actually killed that gang of cheerleaders who were quite fond of the long journeys they had always wanted their fluffy chiffon underwear to wear as veils. although they also love wearing they're sequin special 38 g-strings for when they go to they gay female strip bars.

you should be band for bumping this abominations

wow, that was fun to read, so do we keep going or start a new story?

neither this is an evil evil abominations , let it die with grace

i don't get it. is this just words and phrases that a bunch of people put together? cuz it doesn't seem like the other word games.

this one was more of an "add to the story "

ok ill start again.

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There once was a gal

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There once was a gal who had a big appetite for

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