Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
boonsgirl Posts: 427
Phone Model: LG
Service Provider: Telus
Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:14 pm
too funny! i can't remember any good jokes.
IglooFarmer Posts: 522
Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:24 pm
I know i hate when i hear tons of funny jokes but cant even remember 1
McGirk Posts: 2411
Phone Model: AX380 Wave
Service Provider: Alltel
Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:44 pm
Check Boons' pockets if she has a Bell in one and a Telus in the other we have our answer.
boonsgirl Posts: 427
Phone Model: LG
Service Provider: Telus
Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:01 pm
huh?! I have a Telus treo 700wx avaya has umm what do u have?
avaya Posts: 52
Phone Model: Samsung
Service Provider: Bell
Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:07 pm
me ummmm I have a old samsing a740 right now cuz my other one crapped out
McGirk Posts: 2411
Phone Model: AX380 Wave
Service Provider: Alltel
Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:14 pm
Yes but the trick doesn't work if a third party person isn't the one to check.
IglooFarmer Posts: 522
Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:25 pm
Also im getting of work so see u guys next thursday (since im taking a long vacation) Bye yall
