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Shalalala
Posts: 658 |
 
Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:19 pm |
.banana. 
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boonsgirl
Posts: 427
Phone Model:
LG
Service Provider:
Telus |
Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:34 pm |
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banana who?
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McGirk
Posts: 2411
Phone Model:
AX380 Wave
Service Provider:
Alltel |
Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:08 pm |
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Damnit, who would have thought a knock knock joke could turn into a cliffhanger.
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boonsgirl
Posts: 427
Phone Model:
LG
Service Provider:
Telus |
Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:19 pm |
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that's too funny.
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IglooFarmer
Posts: 522 |
Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:36 pm |
Why did the turtle cross the road?
It didn't.
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BigRUSS
Posts: 2118
Phone Model:
two cans ( del monte) and some string,
Service Provider:
RussCo |
Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:48 pm |
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He
takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then ." He sighed. "Let's put all the Frosted
Flakes back in the box.
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BigRUSS
Posts: 2118
Phone Model:
two cans ( del monte) and some string,
Service Provider:
RussCo |
Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:25 pm |
Tea with daddy
A story I heard.
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my
favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy
a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came
home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for
Daddy and she watches him drink it up.
Then she says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can
reach to get water is the toilet?'
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McGirk
Posts: 2411
Phone Model:
AX380 Wave
Service Provider:
Alltel |
Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:36 am |
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THAT IS TOO FUNNY!
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BigRUSS
Posts: 2118
Phone Model:
two cans ( del monte) and some string,
Service Provider:
RussCo |
Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:33 pm |
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i like the frosted flakes on , some how it remiinds me of boonsgirl lol
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IglooFarmer
Posts: 522 |
Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:59 pm |
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O.o
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