Everyone should handle their stressful situations like a dog.if you can't eat it or hump it.piss on it and walk away!
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McGirk Posts: 2411
Phone Model: AX380 Wave
Service Provider: Alltel
Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:34 am
Hell yeah!
BigRUSS Posts: 2118
Phone Model: two cans ( del monte) and some string,
Service Provider: RussCo
Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:01 am
OK so i know tghis si SOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong but its funny as hell
Whats the differance betwenn Palins mouth and her vagina?
only one retarded this has ever come out of her vagina
porsha487 Posts: 45
Phone Model: LG Xenon
Service Provider: ATT
Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:32 pm
What do you call 2 lesbians?
Fur traders! lol
parts1953 Posts: 10
Phone Model: LG VX8300
Service Provider: Verizon
Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:51 am
What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?
Well Hung.
laughing316 Posts: 1
Thu May 07, 2009 3:46 pm
What does Micheal Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
bbacc11 Posts: 10
Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:01 am
Ha Ha Ha
very funny.
porsha487 Posts: 45
Phone Model: LG Xenon
Service Provider: ATT
Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:36 pm
A blonde walks into a library and says, "I would like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke please." The librarian says to the blonde, "You do realize this is a library right?" The blonde says (IN A WHISPER) "oh im sooo sorry I will take a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke please."
parts1953 Posts: 10
Phone Model: LG VX8300
Service Provider: Verizon
Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:09 am
A blonde drops off a blouse at the dry cleaners.
As she is walking out the door the lady behind the counter tells her "Come again."
The blonde turns around & says "No it's toothpaste this time you nosy bitch."
MaggieP Posts: 35
Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:21 am
A man asking for leave
So you want a day off huh? Well, let’s just take a look at what you’re asking for ok?
There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks. You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work. Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks which accounts for 23 days each year, now leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch break each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave, leaving you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I’ll be damned if you’re gonna take that day off!
