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Radatz
Posts: 50 |
 
Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:41 am |
Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/4.0 (MobilePhone MM-8300/US/1.0) NetFront/3.1 MMP/2.0)
ever heard a joke you liked? share it. here goes mine. 2 goldfish r in a tank, 1 looks at the other and says, how do i drive this thing?
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elmo01
Posts: 2206
Phone Model:
Samsung SPH-M510
Service Provider:
Bell Canada |
Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:08 am |
or....
two horses outside a saloon... one sez to the other... Why such the long face?
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Radatz
Posts: 50 |
Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:45 pm |
Wirelessly posted (sprint PCS MM 8300: Mozilla/4.0 (MobilePhone MM-8300/US/1.0) NetFront/3.1 MMP/2.0)
i thought this 1 was cute. why was white chocolate invented? ..........................so that little black kids could get thier faces dirty too!
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BigRUSS
Posts: 2126
Phone Model:
two cans ( del monte) and some string,
Service Provider:
RussCo |
Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:35 pm |
damn thats wrong
pirate walks intoa bar w/ a steering wheel in his zipper, the bartender says
hey pal you have a stering wheel on your patns
the pirates says AARG and its driving me nuts
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Bjoern
Posts: 3611
Phone Model:
Nokia E61
Service Provider:
o2 Germany |
Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:50 pm |
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which the blonde replied,"There certainly is! "My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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Radatz
Posts: 50 |
Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:29 am |
Wirelessly posted (sprint PCS MM 8300: Mozilla/4.0 (MobilePhone MM-8300/US/1.0) NetFront/3.1 MMP/2.0)
whats black and white and if it fell outa a tree it could kill you? a piano
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Samsung
Posts: 3141
Phone Model:
Motorola RAZR2 V8 |
Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:49 am |
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line... just one guy in front of me...
The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.
He asked the teller, "why it change? yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen - today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "fluctuations".
The Asian guy says, "fluc you white guys too!"
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beareeyeaan
Posts: 27 |
Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:44 pm |
a man from prison is finally released after 6 years. he hasnt seen his wife or kid in 6 years!
on the way driving home the husband says F.F.
the wife responds E.F.
FF
EF
FF
EF
and so on back and forth
the child gets tired and screams "what are you guys talking about!?"
the father turns to his child and says "oh, your mother wants to eat first"
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BigRUSS
Posts: 2126
Phone Model:
two cans ( del monte) and some string,
Service Provider:
RussCo |
Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:25 pm |
what do you call a blonde cheerleader doing a handstand,
a bruenett w/ really bad breath
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elmo01
Posts: 2206
Phone Model:
Samsung SPH-M510
Service Provider:
Bell Canada |
Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:11 pm |
how do you make a hormone?
-kick her!
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