She might not have heard the Voodoo Dick joke, refresh everyones memory and then we can continue the story.
Lol Ok! So Here's The Joke. This woman just broke up with her boyfriend of several years, and now she's getting the itch for sex. she doesn't just want to sleep with anyone, for fear of catching something. so she heads to her local porn store, and explains her problem to the attendent. the attendent says she has just what she needs. she goes in back and pulls out a box. she opens it and there lays a dildo. the attendent goes on to explain that this is no ordinary dildo, this dildo was blessed by a witch doctor, and is called voodoo dick. and to make it work, all you have to do is say voodoo dick followed by the body part you want it to screw. so she takes it home and stares at it on the table. she figures, what the hell. she says, "Voodoo Dick My Pussy" The Voodoo Dick then lifts up in the air, and starts going to town. she feels great. but how does she get it to stop? frantically, she drives to the porn store while voodoo dick is still going to town. speeding, she gets pulled over. she explains the story to the cop and the cop laughs and says, "Voodoo Dick My Ass!"
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:24 am
I love that joke.
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:25 am
ROFLMAO!
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Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:56 am
McGirk wrote:
. . . one of the other scientists said 'Voodoo dick my ass!' and then was shocked by what took place many of the scientists thought awful, but none of them could stop laughing long enough to help the assaulted scientist . . .
Ok, this is where I left us of, would someone continue the story.
So the assaulted scientist, says voodoo dick my assistant. voodoo dick flies out of his ass and flies towards his assistant. his assistant flee's into the hallway while voodoo dick chases him.
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:53 am
. . . the assistant thought that a door could stop the encroaching gland, however it flew right though the door leaving a smoking hole behind it (well technically two, but we won't count the scientist), as it neared the assistant . . .
The assistant says voodoo dick my boss, so now they start playing voodoo dick ping pong, to gain the edge, the.
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:07 am
assistant sprays liquid alum into the boss's month causing it to pucker up so he could no longer speak, right as the assistant was about to deliver the coup de grace . . .
and then was shocked by what took place 
many of the scientists thought awful, but none of them could stop laughing long enough to help the assaulted scientist . . .
