craziest drunk story...

Did that before. Threw up on my mom's porch when I was still living there...blamed it on the dog

I have no gag reflex so I don't throw up:)

my wife's family I can talk about something gross and they make that disgusting gag sound wanna smack the people her little sister does that goes ech ech. oh comon you arn't really gaggin just being silly. but she still throws up when she eats too much birthday cake and candy. must be nice.. instead of like me after drinking like 12-15 shots of mint snapps one night.. oh that was "minty" going back up too LOL.. That was crazy story went out with a friend and we drank tons of shots. .it was like goldslagger and snapps i think it was called wild horses. or was it goldslagger and snapps and jagermeister mixed together or something like that stayed out all night had to work at 6am. made it to work only horked like 2x and my boss let me leave at like 8:30 and never sceduled me to work mornings ever again.. I guess I was minty all around. LOL I woulda been fine if I coulda slept it off.

My craziest drunk story was when I turned 21. A group of my friends booked the top floor of a hotel so we would not bother anyone. We all threw down. I was feeling (or not feeling anything) really good. One of the guys who helped get me there without giving away the surprise party, was laying on the bed with his hands behind his head. I was smoking a cig and needed to put it out. I saw the ashtray (it had ashes in it) and got up and put it out. Right in his armpit. He jumped up yelling that his armpit hair was on fire but was laughing too. I heard this after a few days when I sobered up. He still has a scar today.

well i am not an drunk kind of guy so no stories from me

Here ya go fellas.......I'm short 5'3 and typical story book indian in looks long black hair and black eyes....my friend Karyn is 5'3 and Blonde and blue eyed....so we look like mirror opposites.....my neighbor had hired a back hoe and septic service company to come out and dig a new trench for his septic lines on a new home he was building.........so there was a trench about 5 foot deep that ran a good 100 yards or so down the property line.....well you guess it...we came staggering home from a party down the block......forgot there was a newly dug trech and we walked right into the trench.......had no way to get out.....so we walked back and forth the entire length of this trench singing "the long and winding road" untill someone found us the next morning.....we were a muddy mess because it had rained....and that night gave new meaning to hung over......needless to say? We were busted.....guess we should have lobbed that jim beam bottle out of the trench instead of hanging on to it..

i was a lush when younger I have so many drinking stories it is crazy... ended up sick on a lot, have done acid, shrumes (best is mushroom tea by the way), one of them ended up in a town about 60 miles from where I started, missed work best part of it tho was w/ my boss so never even missed out on paycheck

drunk storys are the best!! com'on lets hear some more!

i was at a party in hs once waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy back when and the cops crashed a party we were having in a field, so of corse being the law abiding citizen we were we ran an im glad i was a little bit slower than some of the people or i would have ran into that fence too, nothing like seeing 3 guys run face first into a fence at the same time but hey ateast it wasnt me

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