Yeah when chapelle tries to quit smoking weed he goes to narcotics anonymous meeting and they kick him out..
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steva11 Posts: 1677
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Tue May 23, 2006 6:46 pm
"I think we agree, the past is over."
—George W. Bush
"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia—I never interviewed her."
—George W. Bush
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
—George W. Bush
"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" --George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students
"My fellow Americans, I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." --Ronald Reagan, about to go on the air for a radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
* Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
* M. Barry, Mayor of Washington,DC
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
* M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
I love chris rocks jokes about marion barry.
Bjoern Posts: 3610
Phone Model: Nokia E61
Service Provider: o2 Germany
Wed May 24, 2006 2:55 pm
Major Payne: From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.
Major Payne: Heh, heh, heh!
Major Payne: Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD!
Major Payne: What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots!
I love that movie so much, I watched it 3 time in a row last weekend
And even the dubbed german version is awesome
blades1130 Posts: 171
Phone Model: Samsung a850
Service Provider: Verizon (sadly)
Wed May 24, 2006 3:03 pm
steva11 wrote:
"I think we agree, the past is over."
—George W. Bush
"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia—I never interviewed her."
—George W. Bush
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
—George W. Bush
"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" --George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students
"My fellow Americans, I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." --Ronald Reagan, about to go on the air for a radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
* Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
* M. Barry, Mayor of Washington,DC
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
* M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
I love chris rocks jokes about marion barry.
no one says stupider stuff than George Bush
Bjoern Posts: 3610
Phone Model: Nokia E61
Service Provider: o2 Germany
Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:32 am
Huey Toppersmith: No one likes me!
Al: I like you! I mean, in theory...If you weren't so bossy...In an alternate universe where you weren't like a tyrant, I like you.
From: The Weird Al Show
peryus88 Posts: 459
Service Provider: at&t
Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:55 pm
"Gimme some sugar baby!"
Ash played by Bruce Campbell from Army of Darkness.
steva11 Posts: 1677
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:07 pm
"you can't read a newspaper, if you can't read."
- George W. Bush
elmo01 Posts: 2335
Phone Model: Samsung SPH-M510
Service Provider: Bell Canada
Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:27 pm
"it aint over till its over"
Yogi Berra
steva11 Posts: 1677
Phone Model: w810i/pearl
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:57 pm
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
- Yogi Berra
BigRUSS Posts: 2118
Phone Model: two cans ( del monte) and some string,
Service Provider: RussCo
Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:18 pm
"so a fat woman slish sloshed into the store today "
ed oneil as al bundy
"im trying to see things from your point of view but i cant fit my head that far up my ass"
bumper sticker i used to have
