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steva11
Posts: 1680
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:14 pm |
I love this stuff!
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
23. That’s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T coined the phrase, “I see dead people,” after the waiting staff at Denny’s forgot his birthday.
Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show ‘Where Are They Now’ was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it.
Mr. T pities the fool who doesn’t pity the fool, thus creating a neverending loop of pity and pain.
Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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Bjoern
Posts: 3611
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Nokia E61
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:58 pm |
Ah... good ones 
I heared he has a new show?!
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steva11
Posts: 1680
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w810i/pearl
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:02 pm |
really? that would be sweet. I remember we used to have mr. t cereal. kinda like alpha-bits, but all t's 
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BigRUSS
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two cans ( del monte) and some string,
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:47 pm |
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Mr. T doenst need guns he just points his finger and says BANG and people fall over dead
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Bjoern
Posts: 3611
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Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:30 am |
His new show is called "I pity the fool"
http://www.tv.com/i-pity-the-fool/show/58780/summary.html
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I Pity the Fool features former A-Team star Mr. T as he travels the country dispensing advice. |
And it's already airing! Premiered: October 11, 2006
Airing at: TV Land at Wednesday 10:00 PM
(never heared of that channel - but as I see on their websites I would love that channel... MacGyver!)
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In the pilot episode, Mr. T is tasked with motivating the employees of "Nemet Motors" which is a New York car dealership and improving the relationship of a father and son-in-law who are working together. Mr. T even attempts to sell a car.
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I've got to see this! *seeking for way to watch it*
Just saw an 32 second preview... he lost all of his bling-bling! He doesn't wear it anymore...
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KungfuZombie
Posts: 192
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Crackberry 8830
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Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:15 am |
| Quote: | | Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. |
Mr. T is better than Chuck Norris.
Try to find Mr. T's raps. They are hilarious. He has one called 'Treat your mother right' (female background vocals: "treat her right, treat your mother right."). Here's some of the best lines (He's spelling out Mother and saying what each letter is for)
"T is for the time that she stayed up at night and took my temperature when I wasn't feelin right.
H is for the hard-earned money she spent to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da rent."
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TipiCrawler
Posts: 617
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Nokia
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Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:18 pm |
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ughhhhhhhhhh Mr T makes me nautious.....time to move into the new millenium he looks old and stuck in a rut to me
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nick107449
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Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:31 pm |
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Your wrong. Chuck Norris is amazing. Mr. T. once beat Chuck in tic-tac-toe, in retaliation chuck invented rascism. and oh yeah, Chuck norris not mr t put "laughter in "manslaughter"
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McGirk
Posts: 2412
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:33 am |
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Seriously, Mr T was a bartender, and his initial claim to fame was that he was the fastest in a contest to jump over the bar and throw someone out . . . big whip.
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