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iowa
Posts: 1155
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Sanyo Katana Deluxe\LG Rumor\Palm Centro
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:45 am |
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That's Right. You Knew It Was Coming. Chuck Norris Jokes. I'l Start It Out. "There Is No CTRL Button On Chuck Norris's Keyboard. Chuck Norris Is Always In Control.
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McGirk
Posts: 2394
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:16 pm |
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Man, I feel like I am in LA right now. The Chuck Norris jokes pop up in Lion's Arch quite frequently.
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IglooFarmer
Posts: 523 |
Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:03 pm |
There is no evolutional theory, only a list of animals chuck lets live.
Chuck norris doesnt breath, he holds air hostage.
When chuck norris jumps in the ocean he doesnt get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris.
God calls upon arnold schwarzenegger, vin diesel and chuck norris. He then says, "I have brought u three here so i can choose one of u to sit at my left hand and u must give a reason why i should choose you". arnold schwarzenegger said, "because im buff" then flexes. vin diesel said, "because im vin diesel" and struck a pose. chuck norris said, "your in my seat" 
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BigRUSS
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:20 pm |
Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard, just another fist.
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i once saw Chuck Norris hit a deer on the road, he immediately got out of his car used CPR to bring it back to life, then round house kicked it in the head snapping its neck
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Chuck Norris doesnt need guns he just points his finger and says "BANG" and people fall over dead
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iowa
Posts: 1155
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Sanyo Katana Deluxe\LG Rumor\Palm Centro
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:14 pm |
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When God Said Let There Be Light, Chuck Norris Said, "Say Please"
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McGirk
Posts: 2394
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:05 pm |
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The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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IglooFarmer
Posts: 523 |
Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:42 pm |
When chuck norris works out the equipment get stronger.
How many chuck norris's does it take to screw it a light bulb?
zero, because when he trys to screw it in he round house kicks it and it breaks.
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McGirk
Posts: 2394
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:22 pm |
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Walker, Texas Ranger, REALLY sucked.
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iowa
Posts: 1155
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Sanyo Katana Deluxe\LG Rumor\Palm Centro
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Chuck Norris Lost His Virginity Before His Dad Did.
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McGirk
Posts: 2394
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:21 pm |
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Chuck Norris and 'Kung Fu' Carradine don't get along real well.
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