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boonsgirl
Posts: 422
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LG
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:33 am |
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the POLICE called in their best of the best. . . the most skilled ninjas called FOO FIGHTERS to protect the NEIL DIAMOND.
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McGirk
Posts: 2361
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Alltel |
Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:34 am |
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The FRESH PRINCE was a member of the BLUE OYSTER CULT, and believe that being SUBMERSED in TYPE O NEGATIVE blood was the key to NIRVANA.
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boonsgirl
Posts: 422
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LG
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Telus |
Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:34 am |
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they had THREE DAYS GRACE before the NEIL DIAMOND would arrive at the museum.
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boonsgirl
Posts: 422
Phone Model:
LG
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Telus |
Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:02 am |
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THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA from the past all gathered with current president BUSH to find a way to stop PAPA ROACH from stealing the NEIL DIAMOND.
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Rayden
Posts: 85
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Blackberry 8830/ LG ENvy
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Verizon Wireless |
Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:32 am |
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THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA then called in THE CARPENTERS to paint WHITE STRIPES on THE DOORS, of all THE CARS, so that VILLAGE PEOPLE would be able to identify PAPA ROACH from the AVERAGE CITIZANS. Later a meeting was held at LINKIN PARK to decide if FAT BOYS would be allowed to eat MEATLOAF. SKINNY PIMP, an activast against fat people, lead the meeting by explaining that if fat people ate MEATLOAF they would become NOTORIOUSLY B.I.G. The VILLAGE PEOPLE thought this idea was LUDACRIS! He then began handing out sugar free HARD CANDY that he got from SUGARLAND to BARE NAKED LADIES. Little DIDDY know that THE POLICE banned the PUSSYCAT DOLLS form eating candy, and was later OUTKAST from the village.
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iowa
Posts: 1126
Phone Model:
Sanyo Katana Deluxe\LG Rumor\Palm Centro
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Sprint~MyPlan (2 Lines 1000 Min, Free Roaming,Free Internet, Free Text, Free Pick 5, Free Mobile 2 Mobile, 25% Loyalty Discount, Free Nights & Weekends@5PM, 7$ Recurring Credit.) 80 Bucks. |
Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:21 am |
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Meanwhile PAPA ROACH realized stealing the NEIL DIAMOND was going to be harder than NINE INCH NAILS. so they decided to use thier secret weapon, the DIXIE CHICKS, to help out with the hiest. they also called on FALL OUT BOY to provide one hell of a distraction. but FALL OUT BOY had a big mouth, and let plans slip to the local gang, the BACKSTREET BOYS, who then called thier female counter parts named the SPICE GIRLS.
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McGirk
Posts: 2361
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AX380 Wave
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Alltel |
Thu May 01, 2008 9:11 am |
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The POLICE immediately recognized the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK and tried to detain them, but since they struggled, they were MACED, and sent to KANSAS to be publicly tried. They were sentenced to MEGADETH, to Ride the Lightning, and an emergency AC/DC was set up to meet the extra power demands. Before they could be executed however PINK FLOYD in a Momentary Lapse of Reason, lead them to a hole in The Wall, and they escaped to The Dark Side of the Moon.
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iowa
Posts: 1126
Phone Model:
Sanyo Katana Deluxe\LG Rumor\Palm Centro
Service Provider:
Sprint~MyPlan (2 Lines 1000 Min, Free Roaming,Free Internet, Free Text, Free Pick 5, Free Mobile 2 Mobile, 25% Loyalty Discount, Free Nights & Weekends@5PM, 7$ Recurring Credit.) 80 Bucks. |
Thu May 01, 2008 11:59 pm |
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PAPA ROACH never knew he would become a SPACE COWBOY.
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McGirk
Posts: 2361
Phone Model:
AX380 Wave
Service Provider:
Alltel |
Fri May 02, 2008 9:10 am |
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Before the POLICE could close in on PAPA ROACH, he escaped to SKID ROW, and left his WHITE LION to guard the entrance. To enter, the POLICE knew they'd need to get a WARRANT. The judge wasn't in his office, but at the pool, wearing a GREAT WHITE and DEEP PURPLE swim trunks. He issued the WARRANT without looking at it because he wanted to FOCUS on his tan. It would be dark soon, so the POLICE sent in a NIGHT RANGER with a DEF LEOPARD to combat PAPA ROACH's WHITE LION. PAPA ROACH again knew they were coming and came out with his GUNS AND ROSES blazing. Somehow PAPA ROACH evaded another STING operation, thinking AMERICA is great.
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iowa
Posts: 1126
Phone Model:
Sanyo Katana Deluxe\LG Rumor\Palm Centro
Service Provider:
Sprint~MyPlan (2 Lines 1000 Min, Free Roaming,Free Internet, Free Text, Free Pick 5, Free Mobile 2 Mobile, 25% Loyalty Discount, Free Nights & Weekends@5PM, 7$ Recurring Credit.) 80 Bucks. |
Tue May 06, 2008 1:34 am |
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Now the NEIL DIAMOND is on the move again, this time it's headed to SWEET HOME ALABAMA. so PAPA ROACH assigned FREE BIRD to watch the NEIL DIAMOND in transit. so PAPA ROACH set up a fake road block and the NEIL DIAMOND caravan stops at it in question. the guards quickly jump out and start questioning PAPA ROACH on what's going on. then BOOM a A SHOT THROUGH THE HEART explosion as PAPA ROACH'S gang quickly devastated the guards. now PAPA ROACH finally got his hands on the NEIL DIAMOND, but police were already hot on thier trail.
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